Whatever Happened To Just Wrapping The Thing?
Whatever Happened To Just Wrapping The Thing? In honour of yesterday's Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day, I would like to report that I successfully liberated a set of batteries from their…
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GOM World Cup Diary #32 England Reach The Semi-Finals!
GOM World Cup Diary #32 England Reach The Semi-Finals! I Still Don't Know... England are in the World Cup semi-finals. There. I've said it. A few weeks ago, if someone…
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GOM World Cup Diary #31 – Shock! Horror! Spain Concede A Goal!
GOM World Cup Diary #31 – Shock! Horror! Spain Concede A Goal! Whatever Happened To Perfection? There was only one real shock in last night's quarter-final. Spain conceded a goal.…
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GOM World Cup Diary #30 – Whatever Happened To Leaving It Too Late?
GOM World Cup Diary #30 – Whatever Happened To Leaving It Too Late? Last night's quarter-final between France and Morocco wasn't quite the classic many of us had hoped for.…
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GOM World Cup Diary #29 – Whatever Happened To Taking Stock?
GOM World Cup Diary #29 – Whatever Happened To Taking Stock? Last night was unusual. For the first time since the World Cup began, there wasn't a match to watch.…
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GOM World Cup Diary #28 – Whatever Happened To Seeing It Through?
GOM World Cup Diary #28 – Whatever Happened To Seeing It Through? There are few more dangerous words in football than, "It's all over." Egypt probably thought exactly that with…
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GOM World Cup Diary #27 – Whatever Happened To The Laws?
GOM World Cup Diary #27 - Whatever Happened To The Laws? There was a time when football was wonderfully simple. The referee reached into his pocket, produced a yellow card…
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GOM World Cup Diary #11: Why Is Everybody Always In Such A Hurry?
Why Is Everybody Always In Such A Hurry? Last week Tunisia lost 5-1. Their response was immediate. The manager was shown the door. A new man was appointed. Fresh ideas…
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GOM World Cup Diary #4: Whatever Happened to Just Watching the Match?
GOM World Cup Diary #4: Whatever Happened to Just Watching the Match? I spent part of yesterday watching football supporters watching football. Which, when you think about it, is a…