{"id":1155,"date":"2026-06-22T07:07:41","date_gmt":"2026-06-22T07:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2026-06-22T07:07:41","modified_gmt":"2026-06-22T07:07:41","slug":"gom-world-cup-diary-12-whatever-happened-to-knowing-your-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/gom-world-cup-diary-12-whatever-happened-to-knowing-your-place\/","title":{"rendered":"GOM World Cup Diary #12: Whatever Happened To Knowing Your Place?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>GOM World Cup Diary #12: Whatever Happened To Knowing Your Place?<\/h1>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Last week, Cape Verde drew 0-0 with Spain.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The experts were surprised.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Then Cape Verde drew 2-2 with Uruguay.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The experts were surprised again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">At this rate, the experts are going to need counselling.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">You see, before every World Cup, football likes to organise itself into neat little categories.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Big nations.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Small nations.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Favourites.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Outsiders.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Teams expected to challenge.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Teams expected to make up the numbers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Everybody is assigned their place before a ball has even been kicked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The experts make their predictions.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The statisticians build their models.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The pundits nod thoughtfully in front of giant screens.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">And somewhere in all those calculations, somebody decides which teams are supposed to go home early.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Cape Verde, apparently, never received the memo.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">They were expected to lose to Spain.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">They didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">They were expected to lose to Uruguay.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">They didn&#8217;t do that either.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Now they head into a final match against Saudi Arabia with a genuine chance of reaching the knockout stages.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Which is precisely why people love the World Cup.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The funny thing about football is that it stubbornly refuses to respect reputation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">A famous shirt doesn&#8217;t score goals.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">A glorious history doesn&#8217;t win tackles.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">And a favourable prediction is worth approximately the same number of points as a polite round of applause.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">None.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Football has an annoying habit of judging teams on what they actually do rather than what everybody expected them to do.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Personally, I think that&#8217;s one of its finest qualities.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Modern life seems obsessed with labels.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Everybody is categorised.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Ranked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Measured.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Analysed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Put into boxes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Football occasionally reminds us that people\u2014and teams\u2014have a habit of climbing out of those boxes when nobody is looking.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The experts had already packed Cape Verde&#8217;s suitcases.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Cape Verde responded by extending their hotel booking.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">And isn&#8217;t that wonderful?<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The World Cup isn&#8217;t remembered because the favourites behave themselves.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">It&#8217;s remembered because every now and then somebody unexpected refuses to leave.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Somewhere this morning, a few pundits are revising their predictions.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">A few statisticians are updating their spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">And Cape Verde are probably getting on with preparing for Saudi Arabia.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Which seems like the sensible approach.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">After all, if football has taught us anything over the years, it&#8217;s that knowing your place is vastly overrated.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Anyway, what do I know?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just a grumpy old man.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to leave a comment.<\/p>\n<p>Or don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll be grumpy either way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOM World Cup Diary #12: Whatever Happened To Knowing Your Place? Last week, Cape Verde drew 0-0 with Spain. The experts were surprised. Then Cape Verde drew 2-2 with Uruguay. The experts were surprised again. At this rate, the experts are going to need counselling. You see, before every World Cup, football likes to organise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,13,53,82,111],"tags":[91,118,86,79,98,95,97,116,102,106,137],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-football","category-grumpy-old-man","category-humour","category-soccer","category-world-cup-2026","tag-british-humour","tag-cape-verde","tag-football","tag-grumpy-old-man","tag-modern-football","tag-sports-humour","tag-tournament-football","tag-underdogs","tag-world-cup-2026","tag-world-cup-diary","tag-world-cup-surprises"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davethomasonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}